☆ Taking Applications ☆

I HAVE HAD MY HEART BROKEN MORE THAN A TIME OR TWO. I WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU AND WHAT YOU THINK OF ME. FEEL FREE TO TAKE THIS HOME LOOK IT OVER AWHILE RALLY THINK ABOUT IT AND IF YOU THINK YOU MIGHT TRULY BE THE "ONE" FOR ME FEEL FREE TO RETURN IT FILLED OUT OR IF YOU JUST WANNA DATE AND SEE WHERE IT MAY GO YOU TOO CAN FILL IT OUT............I AM TAKING APPLICATIONS..................NOT SURE WHEN I WILL BE READY FOR LOVE BUT I AM EAGER TO SEE WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN *WINK WINK*





Welcome to my Girlfriend Application!








Girlfriend Application


Pre-dating questionnaire, Equal opportunity dater.




Instructions:

Fill in the blank, or choose the best answer. If you think more than one answer applies, choose the best one and/or use the comments field to explain. This form has many questions. There is no time limit. You may use any notes you brought with you.
Personal Information




1. Full Name: (Required)

2. Telephone number:

3. The best time to call me is:

4. Email Address: (Required)

5. MYSPACE NAME:

6. Webpage Address:

7. I live:

8. I live in a (own or rent):

9. What's your sign (full day/month/year/ time/ what city required)?

10. Marital Status:

11. Who are you most like:

12. Whats the best thing about you?:

13. Whats the worst thing about you?:

14. I am filling out this form bc:

15: Are you Lesbian, Bi or Trans (FTM):

16: What do you consider yourself:

17: What is your Occupation:




Physical Attributes

1. Gender wise, I am:

2. Age wise, I am:

3. Height wise, I am:

4. Weight wise, I am:

5. My eyes are:

6. Color wise, my hair is:

7. Lengthwise, my hair is:

8. Bra size:

9. My breasts are:

10. On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your looks?

11. My measurements are:

12: My fav brands of clothes are:

13. I wear glasses:

14: I wear make-up:



Work/Play

1. Popularity-wise, I have:

2. My best friend is:

3. At work, I'm most likely to use the following phrase:



Interests/Hobbies

1. I like dogs:

2. I like cats:

3. Computer-wise, I:

4. Musically, my tastes run towards:

5. Drinker:
Yes No Occasionally
Average number of drinks per week:

6. Smoker:
Yes No Occasionally
Average packs of cigarettes smoked per week:

7. Drug User:
Yes No Occasionally
Average days per week drugs are used:

List types of drugs used:

8. Piercings:
Yes No
If yes, where?

9. Hobbies:

10. Hang Ups:

11. You would describe yourself as:

12. Plans for the Future:

13. Favorite Music:

14. Favorite Movie:

15. Favorite Book:

16. Favorite Author:

17. Favorite Foods:

18. Favorite season:

19. Favorite flower:

20. Favorite sport:

21. Favorite perfume/cologne:

22. Favorite scent on a woman:

23. Favorite possession:

24. Do you collect anything?
Yes No
If yes, what?

25. My turn ons are?

26. My turn offs are?


What do you like to do in your free time? (highlight all that applies)

[ ] aerobics
[ ] camping
[ ] writing
[ ] new age
[ ] sewing
[ ] tennis
[ ] crafts
[ ] look at art
[ ] fashion clothing
[ ] gourmet cooking/fine foods
[ ] walking
[ ] science fiction
[ ] talk on phone
[ ] bungee jumping
[ ] bondage s/m
[ ] watch X-rated movies
[ ] buy pre-recorded videos
[ ] golf
[ ] science/new technology
[ ] sky-diving
[ ] jogging/running
[ ] hunting/shooting
[ ] cheer leading
[ ] 69
[ ] volleyball
[ ] basketball
[ ] email
[ ] video games
[ ] coin/stamp collecting
[ ] photography
[ ] sex
[ ] skateboarding
[ ] surfing
[ ] racquetball
[ ] cooking
[ ] horseback riding
[ ] biking
[ ] fishing
[ ] home decorating/furnishing
[ ] play with your dog/cat
[ ] sailing
[ ] lacrosse
[ ] hiking
[ ] eat/dine out
[ ] surf the web
[ ] wildlife/environmental conservation
[ ] volenteering
[ ] experiment with fashion
[ ] bible/devotional reading
[ ] cyber sex
[ ] phone sex
[ ] shopping
[ ] swimming
[ ] gardening
[ ] soccer
[ ] read magazines
[ ] lesbian rights
[ ] collectibles/collections
[ ] gymnastics
[ ] track
[ ] diet/weight control
[ ] LGBT rights
[ ] rugby
[ ] traveling
[ ] our nation's heritage
[ ] exhibitionism
[ ] equal rights
[ ] scuba diving
[ ] football
[ ] baseball
[ ] softball
[ ] baseball card collecting
[ ] physical fitness/exercise
[ ] roller blading
[ ] skiing
[ ] dancing
[ ] chat online
[ ] read comic books
[ ] health/natural foods
[ ] wrestling
[ ] parenting
[ ] attending cultural/arts events
[ ] electronics
[ ] fellatio
[ ] power boating
[ ] field hockey
[ ] read books
[ ] badminton
[ ] career oriented activities
[ ] needlework/knitting
[ ] play sports
[ ] water sports
[ ] watch movies
[ ] watch sports
[ ] sex in public
[ ] spending time with family
[ ] church related activities
[ ] crossword puzzles
[ ] snowboarding
[ ] home workshop/do-it-yourself
[ ] order from catalogs
[ ] cruise ship vacations
[ ] play music
[ ] traveling
[ ] voyeurism
[ ] transvestism
[ ] mud wrestling
[ ] doing drag
[ ] make art
[ ] hang out with friends
[ ] fine art/antiques
[ ] ice skating
[ ] donate to charitable causes
[ ] listen to music
[ ] community/civic activities
[ ] watch tv
[ ] canoing
[ ] see plays
[ ] other outdoor activities
[ ] camping




Personal Beliefs

1. Religion:

2. In your religion, are you:

3. Attitude:

4. Assertiveness:

5. I believe women are:

6. A woman's place is:

7. Life:




Intelligence

1. Estimated IQ:

2. I majored/am majoring in:

3. Highest level of education completed:

4. The Internet is:

5. I want do what when I grow up:




Compatibility

1. I think Crissy is:

2. My idea of the perfect evening is:

3. Your idea of a good time is:

4. I want to be Crissy's girlfriend because:

5. define what "love" means to you:

6. Rank these 4 things in importance to you! 1> 2> 3> 4>
Love, SEX, Respect, Trust

7. Which of the following things do want from a relationship?

* Love
* Trust
* Sex
* Friendship
* Cuddling
* Kissing
* Sleeping while cuddling with the person
* Honesty
* Compassion
* Someone to share things with
* Romance

8. Kind of Relationship preferred:

9. Date you can start:




Sexual Preferences

1. Are you a virgin:
Yes No
If no, how many partners (both male and female)?

2. Have you ever made love to another woman?
Yes No
If not, would you like to? Yes No

3. How often do you enjoy having sex?

4. What are you favorite sex positions and fantasies:

5. Do you enjoy group sex? Yes No

6. Would you pose for nude photographs? Yes No

7. How about erotic videos? Yes No

8. Can you tie cherry stems in knots with your tongue? Yes No

9. Can you tie a bowline with it? Yes No

10. Will you bring other women back to sleep with us? Yes No

11. Will you perform the Yoni Tantra with me? Yes No

12. Do you know what the Yoni Tantra is? Yes No




Miscellaneous Stuff

1. Who's the toughest chick:

2. If I were a flavor of ice cream, I'd be:

3. The answer to the mysterious dirty hidden question is:

4. Please explain in 1000 words or more, what does loving women mean to you?

5. How does your family feel/handle you being a "lesbian"?

6. What does HR mean to you?

7. What does your family and friends mean to you?

8. Can I borrow your clothes? Yes No

9. Can I keep them? Yes No

If yes, what size do you wear?




Section Three:

References:
List two people not related to you whom you have known for at least one year.

1. Name:

Email:

Relationship:

Years known:



2. Name:

Email:

Relationship:

Years known:




Section Four:

Former Girl Friends:
List below your last three girlfriends, starting with the last one first

1. Length (month & year )
From: to:

Name:

Reason for leaving:

Are you friends still:

what do you think of her now:

would you ever want to get back together with her:


2. Length (month & year )
From: to:

Name:

Reason for leaving:

Are you friends still:

what do you think of her now:

would you ever want to get back together with her:


3. Length (month & year )
From: to:

Name:

Reason for leaving:

Are you friends still:

what do you think of her now:

would you ever want to get back together with her:




Short Essay/Comments

1. In 500 words or less (or a very graphic photo), why would you be a good choice for my girlfriend?

2. Any additional information you think I should know:

3. What question would you add to this form?




W0ULD Y0U...
[ ] go out with me?
[ ] give me your number?
[ ] kiss me?
[ ] let me kiss you?
[ ] watch a movie with me?
[ ] take me out to dinner?
[ ] drive me somewhere?
[ ] make love to me?
[ ] take a shower with me?
[ ] be my gf?
[ ] make love to me?
[ ] hug me?
[ ] LOVE ME?
[ ] take me home to meet your family?
[ ] would you let me sleep in your bed?
[ ] sing car karaoke w/ me?
[ ] sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
[ ] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[ ] give me a piggyback ride?
[ ] come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?




D0 Y0U...
[ ] think I'm cute?
[ ] want to do me?
[ ] want to kiss me?
[ ] want to cuddle wit me?
[ ] want to hook up with me?




would you consider me to be...
[ ] smart?
[ ] cute?
[ ] funny?
[ ] cool?
[ ] interesting to talk to?
[ ] beautiful?
[ ] bright?
[ ] crazy?
[ ] friendly?
[ ] frail?
[ ] funny?
[ ] great?
[ ] gorgeous?
[ ] horrible?
[ ] precious?
[ ] ordinary?
[ ] odd?
[ ] nutty?
[ ] nice?
[ ] nosy?
[ ] nasty?
[ ] overly mushy?
[ ] lazy?
[ ] kind?
[ ] quiet?
[ ] rare?
[ ] scary?
[ ] silly?
[ ] strange?
[ ] spotty?
[ ] tame?
[ ] yummy?
[ ] wonderful?
[ ] vast?
[ ] ugly?
[ ] tough?
[ ] tender?
[ ] too emotional?




HAVE Y0U EVER...
[ ] thought about me?
[ ] thought there might be an "US"?
[ ] thought about hookin up with me?
[ ] found yourself wanting to kiss me?
[ ] wished i were there?





Section Five: Authorization



[ ] I certify that the facts contained in this application are true and complete to the best of my knowledge and understand that if picked up, falsified statements on this application shall be grounds for dumping.

[ ] I authorize investigation of all statements contained herein and the references and former girlfriends listed above to give you any and all information concerning my previous relationships and any pertinent information they may have, personal and otherwise, and release these parties from all liability for any damage that may result from utilization of such information.
Check the box to agree with the above statement